I know, I’ve been gone a while. I didn’t plan to be, it just kind of happened. I have had a visitor in my home, I never saw him but I just know he was here; I could feel his presence.
A few of you may remember him but most of you, I am positive, never heard of him.
Allow me to introduce Joe Btfsplk, the proper pronunciation is to extend the tongue between the lips and blow. He was a product of Al Capp’s imagination and appeared from time to time in the Li’l Abner comic strip. Nothing good ever happened when Joe was around, he jinxed everything and everyone he came in contact with.
Yes, I could have written about the untimely car repairs but I didn’t have the talent to make that interesting or entertaining.
I could have told you that I have spent more time with my doctor than I have with the wait staff at my favorite restaurant and I eat out a lot. I think we have those issues headed in the right direction.
I could have written about the Roto Rooter guys visiting during the height of an intestinal disorder, and their estimate somewhere north of 5K to really fix the problem.
I could have shared the details of the two hour drive home from the lake with the severe kidney infection. Just a simple “thank you” for not sharing will suffice.
I could have given you a detailed report on the death of my trusty old computer: the one I blogged on for almost six years. I sure miss that old tear, coffee, coke stained keyboard.
Bill Gates has brought us a long way from the cee colon backslash (C :\) days to this stuff he calls Windows 8.1. I think it will be ok but there is a learning curve, and those curves get more treacherous the older I get.
I even splurged and bought a 24 inch monitor. I remember when TVs were only about half that big.
I could ramble some more about the “if it can go wrong it will” stuff but I think you get the idea.
When old men can’t think of anything else to talk about they talk about the weather (god this new keyboard is noisy), so I will talk a little bit about the weather.
Oklahoma provides an abundance of conversation worthy weather; ranging from triple digit heat to wind to tornados and an occasional blizzard. Oklahoma also provides us with an abundance of absolutely gorgeous fall days; my favorite season.
Recently I took advantage of one of those days and drove the open air Jeep in to town to do some errands. As I was leaving my neighborhood I looked up to admire the cloudless blue sky. I saw two buzzards high above the trees, wings spread effortlessly gliding and they appeared to be enjoying the view and the day.
As I made my rounds in town I became a little frustrated with the heavy traffic, I had to wait for one long train and it seemed like I caught every traffic light red. While waiting for some of those lights to turn green I looked up at that blue sky and thought of those buzzards, they didn’t have traffic or traffic lights.
When you drive an open air Jeep and you shop a little bit you kind of need to stay with the vehicle for theft prevention, so I stopped at Del Rancho for lunch. I don’t even need to check the menu, I just automatically order the Steak Sandwich Supreme with Onion Rings and lots of ketchup. As I munched on the healthy and wholesome lunch, I continued to look at the sky and again I thought about those buzzards and I guess I was just a little bit jealous.
I looked skyward as I approached my neighborhood, all I saw was clear blue sky, about the same time I noticed a foul but distinct odor, yes I smelled a skunk and over on the right shoulder I saw my two buzzards. I still had the pleasant taste of Steak Sandwich Supreme in my mouth and those buzzards were having skunk for lunch.
Life is filled with tradeoffs; I decided the traffic really wasn’t that bad.
It feels good to be back, I missed you guys.
Good Night and God Bless.